beagsley:

Mike O’Hara and the Cleveland Indians Bullpen Mafia plan the biggest heist in the history of baseball.

Mike O’Hara: To get this [World Series] trophy, there’s a good chance we have to go through San Francisco. AT&T Park is a fortress. To get through the kayak infested cove, they’ve got some Freak guarding it. 

Chad Durbin: No way that’s his real hair! 

Vinnie Pestano: It is. And some of us have to hit against him in the World Series.

Mike O’Hara: You get by the Freak, then you’ll have to deal with the Kung Fu Panda.

Frank Hermann: Oh god! Please no!